This is Beautiful! Try not to cry.

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' 

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' 

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' 

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' 

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. 

The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' 

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. 

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said :  

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'.. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.  

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! 

And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. 

Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you.. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place wi th me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. 

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. 

Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone... I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?  

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.  

25August2008

L.O.L

• PRETTY WOMAN
  

A  wife ask her husband: 

"Which do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my body."

Her husbands answers, "Hmmmn... Your sense of humor."

• WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
  

The teacher asks her: "This is a world map. Who can  point out where is America?" Jack goes to the front of the map and points out the position of America.
The the teacher asks: "Tell me children, who discovered America?" The children answer: "Jack!"

• SIGNATURE
  

Son: "Father, can you close your eyes and write your name?"
Father: "Of course, I can. That's easy!"
Son: "Then, please close your eyes and sign my report card?"

• TWO GOOD REASONS
  

A mother urges her son to get up to go to school. 
Her son says: "I don't want to go."
"And why not?"
"Two reasons: the children hate me and teachers do not like me."
"Son, you have to go. First, you're 45 years old. Secondly, you're the principal." 

Breaking News!

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you are !!

LOVE IS LIKE A TATTOO...

... you take the risk, face the pain and yet place it in a special part of you. and when the time comes that you need to erase it, you have to endure again the pain.and realize that it will forever leave a scar.... a scar that will alays remind you, that you once had a tattoo... a tattoo that for sometime symbolized something so special.

WHAT THE HEART SPEAKS

The heart sometimes speaks so much feelings to someone we thought was listening and it hurts so much to realize the person you have been speaking to never really dared to understand, nor tried to listen... NEVER.

Random Thoughts On Love

The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go.

We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves.

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure.
But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher.

In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost.
What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go.

You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if his or her happiness means that you're not part of it. Everything happens for the best.

Love strives in hurting.

If you don't get hurt, you don't learn how to love.

Love is like a knife. It can stab t he heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that always lasts for a lifetime.

Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength.
But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end. Loving people means giving them the freedom that they choose to be and where they choose to be.

Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way, whether it leads towards you or away from you.Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart.Only love can make you cry and only love knows why.

If you're not ready to cry, if you'renot ready to take the risk, if you're not ready to feel the pain, then you're not ready to fall in love.

ON FRIENDSHIP

"listen" & "silent" are two words with same alphabets and are very important for friendship because only a true friend can "listen" to you when you are "silent".

New Frames From Zenni

Incredible Stylish New Frames from Zenni are now available! Zenni is getting more popular and is hitting big time when it comes to trendy eyewear. Just recently, around February this year Zenni was on Fox news! If you are looking for precision and high quality materials prescription eyeglasses, Zenni Optical $8 Rx Eyeglasses has it all.

Home Theater

Nowadays, more and more people are turning their ordinary TV rooms into home theaters. Home theater is ideal for people who are on the go, those who prefer instant rather than brewed, or those who don’t like the hassles of going out to watch movies in cinemas.

Generally speaking, a home theater system is a combination of electronic components (large-screen TV, speakers, and surround-sound signal) designed to create the experience of watching a movie in a theater-like. Some people find that a home theater is quieter and more convenient than a movie theater. If you're thinking of turning a room in your house into a fully functioning home theater, just make sure that you have enough space where you can arrange all the said stuff.

"The Woman Men Adore"

"Men by their nature WANT to take care of women. It's true! When a woman allows her man to take the lead, she is actually using his natural tendencies to please her, because the ultimate prize for a man is in making the woman of his choice happy."

"If he feels he can make her happy rather easily, he is more likely to try harder to please her. Often a woman's self-suffiency gives the impression that she does not want him to protect and cherish her."

"One way to describe this difference is the two hearts.  A woman's heart, on the inside, is very tender. It is sensitive and empathetic.  ...[But] I have seen women whose hearts were broken, but who recover in half the time it would take most men."

"A man's heart is totally different.  The inside of a man's heart is even more sensitive than a woman's.  Around his heart are walls of steel, like doors that slide open and shut, and only open for special occasions. These doors open when he is interacting with his children or the woman he loves, or perhaps in a spiritual moment."

"When those doors are open, a man is extremely vulnerable. During those vulnerable times, if someone hurts him or makes fun of him, those doors shut up very quickly.  This is why men do not like to open up much - it's just too scary.  When a man's heart is injured, he does not have the recuperative power most women do."

- by Bob Grant, in "The Woman Men Adore and Never Want to Leave"

Wireless Routers

Wireless routers are radio transmitter, and there are some simple rules to observe if you want to maximize performance.

1. Mount the wireless router higher rather than lower. – On top of a cabinet is better than inside it.
   
2. Keep it away from large metal objects. – Aquariums and foil-backed insulation are bad news too. Try to keep it away from sources of interference such as microwaves.
   
3. Place it carefully - The easiest way to improve the performance of your Wi-Fi network is to put your wireless router as closes as possible to the area you’re trying to get the signal from. 
   

When it comes to WI-FI, the better reception, the faster the connection.

Laugh Trip

Nangungumpisal si Kaloy sa mga kasalanan na nagawa nya.

Pari: Anak, hindi ka patatawarin.

Kaloy: Ha? bakit, father?

Pari: Kasi may kasalanan ka pa na hindi mo binabanggit.

Kaloy: Ano po yun father?

Pari: Linoloko mo ba ang misis mo at nambababae?!

Kaloy: Di ko talga maarinig father, gusto mo palit tayo pwesto. (nagpalit sila pwesto)

Pari: Sige magtanong ka.

Kaloy: Kaw ba nakabuntis kay Ana na labandera?

Pari: Ay totoo nga! hindi nga marinig dito!


Malulupet na pik-ap lines ni Solomon:

• "Geometry ba ang favoritae subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo..."

• "Alam mo ba, scientist ako? Kasi ikaw ang LAB ko."

• "Ano ang height mo? paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?"
  

• "Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzle. Kasi umaga pa lang binuo mo na araw ko."


• "Hindi tayo tao... hindi tayo hayop...BAGAY tayo!"


• "Bangin ka ba? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa yo."


• I'm a bee...can you be my Honey?"


• May license ka ba? coz you're driving me crazy!"


• "Pagod ka na ba? kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko."

Tanong: Anong isda ang laging nababasa ng ulan?

Sagot: Hito! Hitoooo akoo, basang-basa sa ulann!


Sa palengke...

Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw?

Jose: 3x-5 where x=6

Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa.

Jose: Umm...paki-convert naman po using arc tangent.

Tindera: 'Di ko carry, tangent na lang...5tan45, kung gusto mo, mag apply ka na lang ng reduction formula.

Jose:Ok na po, eto bayad, (x/\2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change!

Kung ganito ka useful ang Math sa buhay natin...SUNTUKAN NA LANG!

• BOY: In physics, i know we are also matter. We can't occupy the same space at the same time! Kaya aalis na lang ako!
  GIRL: Bakit ganun? Geometrically para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at a common point?
  BOY: Gramatically, your verbs/actions are not correct. That's why all of the subjects are affected!
  GIRL: Ayoko na! Chemically, you've reached my boiling point! Now my heart is getting to its freezing point!
  (LQ ng mag-syotang nerd.)

In a restaurant, a man saw a beautiful lady. He called the waiter to bring the lady the most expensive wine and an invitation for her to join his table. The lady wrote a note:

"If you have a million bucks, a mercedes benz and 7 inch dick, sure! you can have me."

Upon receiving the note, the man felt insulted and wrote back:

"Actually, I have a billion in my account, 2 benz and a porsche. But never will i undergo an operation to cut off 3 inches even how beautiful you are. Please return the wine."

Social Influence

Thumb-nail sketch of the influence the media has...and you and your friends have on consumptive decisions

Relationships ... Gotta have them!?

We are busier than ever -- and time has become a dwindling commodity ... do relationships suffer, or do we pack more relationship equity into the time we have. What if that "equity" becomes worthless?

Chocolate Drops

"Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can."

Intellectual Orgasm & The Essence of a Woman

I love being a woman . Thank you Mr. Sillada for giving me more reasons to celebrate womanhood.

DANNY SILLADA's Intellectual Orgasm & The Essence Of A Woman

How many men have failed to understand a woman – her needs and wants – not in the context of emotional and sexual fulfillments, but on the level of intellectual stimulation that a woman of passion and reason craves and desires?

Generally, a woman can be attracted to a man because of his looks and physical appearance. However, the moment he speaks, he will either arouse her curiosity or bore her to death.

She may intermittently yawn or twirl her hair with her finger as a sign of discontent in front of a boring and insensitive person. But when a woman’s blood rushes toward her cheeks and her eyes glow with indescribable radiance – it is an obvious sign that she is at the peak of her intellectual and emotional experience.

So what does really a woman need and desire in a man, and what brings her to the fullest experience of her femininity as a woman?

A good lover does not necessarily need an Adonis' physique or material possessions to impress a woman – but wit, passion and humor – a rational mind and a sensitive heart to stimulate the recesses of her soul.

To affirm a woman's existence is not only to assuage her sensual and emotional needs and longings, but also to stimulate the intellectual resonance of her body and soul. Some women call it Intellectual Orgasm while others call it Intellectual Stimulation.

Intellectual Orgasm is to bring the woman to the heights of her femininity of being loved and adored with passion and reason enduring the passing of time and season. A man’s love to a woman must be rational; he must see through a woman’s soul her beauty, value and meaning in relation to his quest in life.

A woman is not a functional object to be used when a man needs to release his lust and passion, and put her aside when she is no longer attractive or exploitable. Every woman deserves respect whether she is a prostitute, a mentally challenged or a factory worker.

A rational man must see and recognize her precious role in conceiving and delivering humanity into the world. Because, every woman, regardless of class and status in the society, is the man’s identity of who he was, who he is and who he will be. Man exists because of a woman and she becomes a woman because of him.

Being borne out of a woman, a man could only respond to that “gift of life” by treating every woman with respect and compassion. He has to make her feel as though she is as indispensable as the air that he breathe or as the light that beckons in his solitude, because she is the completion of what he was and what he is to become. For every man, there is always a woman who laughs or cries with him in times of joy and sorrow.

The essence of a woman transcends beyond space and time and, like a seasoned wine, the older she gets the more she defines and completes the epitome of being a woman. The more she advances in her age the more she possesses an aura of beauty and elegance beyond the physical realms. She becomes the symbol of love, passion and beauty that a man must constantly esteem and desire as a lover and as a man of reason.

As a man of passion and reason, on the other hand, he must rise above the physical appearance and see through her soul the quintessential beauty of a woman. It is an eye, for instance, of seeing the beauty of a woman working in the farm with sun-baked skin, or a destitute woman carrying her child along the busy street, or a native woman planting rice in the mountain.

A rational and compassionate man adores a woman like a goddess, as ineffable and desirable as a princess by showing not only his words, but also his actions like how he talks and listens with ardor and compassion.

As a woman, like any man, she has her own conquest too and her conquest is to be constantly desired and adored rather than taken for granted like a used object when youth and physical beauty wilt away.

To sum, every woman is equal to a man; what he desires is what she equally desire in her own way as a woman, and she desires nothing but to love and to be loved by the man that she trusted and gave her entire life and existence.

Your Family's First Ride

One money expert said that if you are planning to buy your first family car, the best time to acquire is before you are even expecting your first child. He said that in this way, you could concentrate on your car financing without worrying about hospital bills and tuition.

Also, buying a car directly from a dealer is the fastest way to get your new set of wheels. Though remember most of their “in-house financing” still have the high interest rates. Plus, their sales talk often includes offering you add-ons like tint, and a roof-rack- all of which you probably don’t need.

Websites like TheAutoFinder.com might be able to get you a better deal through their auto loan. They process loan applications even to customers with previous record of bankruptcy and repos. They also have feature like free auto loan calculator that compute your monthly amortizations, depending on how much you put as down payment and how long you are willing to pay for your new set of wheels. Remember that the longer it takes you to complete your amortizations, the more you spend in the end.

See, buying your first family car is not as easy as shopping for clothes during season-ender sale. However, investing enough research and time yields the best choice for you family and the best value for your money.

The Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, he had been working six days straight. He was very tired. An angel appeared before Him and said, "Lord, why are you spending so much time on this one?"

The Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be water-proof, but not plastic or hard. She must have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and be able to run on diet Coke and leftovers. She must have a lap that can hold at least four children at a time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and, she must be able to talk on the telephone, cook, scold a child and pet the dog all at the same time with only two hands."

The angel was astounded. "No way! Only two hands!" "Yes." The Lord said. "And that's just the standard model."

"Lord, that is too much work for you. Wait until tomorrow. You can finish up then."

"No!" The Lord protested. "I am too close to finishing this creation that is so close to my heart. She can already heal herself and work 18 hours a day. I'm just about done."

The angel moved in for a closer look and touched the woman. "Lord, you've made her so soft."

"Yes, she is soft," the Lord agreed. "But she is also tough! You have no idea what she can do, endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think too?" the angel asked.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to pray, reason, mediate, negotiate and meditate."

The angel noticed something and reach out to touch the woman's cheek. "Oops! You've put so much in her, she starting to leak Lord. I told you you were putting too much in this one."

"That's not a leak. That's a tear."

"What's that for?" The angel inquired. The Lord whispered, "Her tears are the way she will express her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. It is a symbol of her heart."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius Lord. You've thought of everything. This woman you are making is truly amazing is she not?"

With all the pride of a brand new father the Lord said, "Oh yes she is! Women have strengths that will amaze men. They bear hardships and carry burdens, but the will, at the same time hold happiness, love and joy.

They will smile when they want to scream. Sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for those they love and all that they believe in. They stand up for injustice and remain seated in humility. They will not take no for an answer when they know there is a better way. They will go without so that their family, particularly the children can have what they need. They will go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They will go to court with a wayward husband. They love unconditionally often, asking for and taking little in return. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends are rewarded. They are happy to hear about a birth, knowing the difficulties that may lie ahead. They cheer because they will help a friend through it all.

They love weddings and might even help make the dress. The can cook some can even bake. Their hearts break when someone dies yet, they are strong when others may think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart and, they will offer them to anyone who needs one. They come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They can walk, run, fly, drive or e-mail to remind you that they love you. It is the heart of a woman that will keep the world turning and things in order.

They have the babies because men could never figure out how to put so much in such a small space. Women bring hope and joy. They birth compassion and ideals. They are the moral support that keeps the family of humanity together. Woman have important things to say and even more important things to do. They ask very little and offer all they have - - that's their one flaw.

"What flaw?" asked the angel. Sadly the Lord responded, "They seem to always forget their worth."

Men...Women...

Women's Complaints about Men
1. They are not understanding enough.
2. They are not sensitive to feelings and needs.
3. They are not affectionate enough.
4. They tend to bypass sexual foreplay, and are quick to ejaculate thus losing their sexual interest, before the woman is satisfied.
5. They do not communicate enough. They do not express their feelings and thoughts.
6. They do not pay enough attention to their partners.
8. They do not help with order and cleanliness of the home.
9. They do not appreciate the work involved in keeping up the home or in bearing and bringing up children and do not compensate this contribution to family life.
10. They make decisions about work and life without regarding the woman's or the family's needs.
11. They create extramarital relationships.

Men's Complaints about Women
In the same groups I have found that men have the following complaints about women.
1. Women complain, criticize and nag too much.
2. They try to control and suppress men.
3. They are seldom happy.
4. They tend to withhold sex as a punishment or blackmail.
5. They do not think logically, but emotionally.
6. Their emotions are not predictable but change quickly especially due to hormones, during menstruation, pregnancy or menopause.
7. They tend to gossip.
8. They, too, create extramarital relationships.
9. They are not home enough (which for some men means - continuously)
10. They are not taking enough care of the home.

What Men Can Do to Help Their Relationship Partner's Feel Happier
Men can learn to:
1. Be more understanding and sensitive of her needs.
2. Be more affectionate, tender, affirming and loving.
3. Approach her consciously and sensuously allowing their mutual sexual energy to gradually develop.
4. To communicate more openly their thoughts, feelings and needs.
5. Spend more quality time with their children.
6. Help out with the cleanliness and order of the home.
7. Appreciate, and where necessary, financially reward their partners for work done in the home.
8. Include all the family in decision making.
9. Be monogamous.
10. Understand that her criticism is often a function of the fact that her needs are not being fulfilled.
11. Overcome the fear of being controlled and be true to themselves in each situation.
12. Understand that women perceive situations differently and respect that.
13. Understand that women are often the victims of their hormonal changes and that this is not easy.
14. Understand that women, too, need to get out of the house and engage in activities, which interest them.

What Women Can Do to Help Their Relationship Partner's Feel Happier
Women can learn to:
1. Express their needs directly without complaining or nagging.
2. Trust their partner and allow him to function freely.
3. Focus on how grateful they are to have what they have.
4. Analyze situations from an even more logical point of view, especially when they suspect hormones are affecting them. (Or avoid reacting at those times.)
5. Avoid gossiping.
6. Be monogamous.
7. Find a balance between taking care of the home and asking the others for help.
8. Feel equal - neither superior nor inferior to men.
9. Understand that men have difficulty with communicating feelings and not take this personally.
10. Realize that their partner loves them even when he cannot be affectionate or tender.
11. Guide the man with their preferences in their sexual contact.
12. Radiate feelings of equality and self-confidence without competitiveness.