10 Tips For Becoming A Good Husband And Wife

HUSBAND:

1. Remember that your wife is your partner and not your property.
2. Do not expect your wife to be a wife and wage earner at the same time.
3. Think not that your business is none of your wife's business.
4. Hold your wife's love by the same means as you won it.
5. Make the building of your home your first business.
6. Cooperate with your wife in establishing family discipline.
7. Enter your house with cheerfulness.
8. Don't let anyone criticize your wife to your face and get away with it; neither your father, nor your mother, nor your brothers, nor your sisters, not any that are your relatives.
9. Do not take your wife for granted.
10. Remember your home and keep it holy.

WIFE:

1. Honor your own womanhood, that your days may be long in the house which your husband provided for you.
2. Do not expect your husband to give you as many luxuries as your parents had given you.
3. Do not forget the virtue of good humor.
4. Thou shall not NAG.
5. Cuddle your husband, for every man love to be fussed over.
6. Remember that the frank approval of your husband is worth  more than the sidelong glances of many strangers.

10 Tips On How To Love Your Loved One

1. Promise you'll never love another.
2. Stand by him all the time.
3. Cheer him when he is lonely and you'll go thru life with a smile.
4. Never lie to one another.
5. Consider him in all you do.
6. And when you love, love with all your heart until your life is through.
7. Always try to remember the way he feels inside, but do not forget to let your conscience be your guide.
8. Be the first to forgive him.
9. Never let the teardrops start.
10. And don't just say the ten commandments, live them with your heart.

"The Woman Men Adore"

"Men by their nature WANT to take care of women. It's true! When a woman allows her man to take the lead, she is actually using his natural tendencies to please her, because the ultimate prize for a man is in making the woman of his choice happy."

"If he feels he can make her happy rather easily, he is more likely to try harder to please her. Often a woman's self-suffiency gives the impression that she does not want him to protect and cherish her."

"One way to describe this difference is the two hearts.  A woman's heart, on the inside, is very tender. It is sensitive and empathetic.  ...[But] I have seen women whose hearts were broken, but who recover in half the time it would take most men."

"A man's heart is totally different.  The inside of a man's heart is even more sensitive than a woman's.  Around his heart are walls of steel, like doors that slide open and shut, and only open for special occasions. These doors open when he is interacting with his children or the woman he loves, or perhaps in a spiritual moment."

"When those doors are open, a man is extremely vulnerable. During those vulnerable times, if someone hurts him or makes fun of him, those doors shut up very quickly.  This is why men do not like to open up much - it's just too scary.  When a man's heart is injured, he does not have the recuperative power most women do."

- by Bob Grant, in "The Woman Men Adore and Never Want to Leave"

15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMEN

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

Rules for Male (Written by Female)

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. ) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and " Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!