Watch or Be Watched?

Here is my unsolicited advice for irrepressible lovers inside the movie house:

A steamy love scene belongs on screen and is not an invitation for audience participation. C'mon... you go to the movies to watch and enjoy, not to be viewed and enjoyed by your seatmates. So get some drinks, popcorns, chips and stuff your mouth with things more edible than your partner's lips. Darn! Do i sound more like just . . . envious? hehehe!