3 girls make paalam to dad.
GIRL1: dad,i'm going out with PETE to EAT.
GIRL2: i'm going out with LANCE to DANCE.
GIRL3: i'm going out with REX to...
DAD: ah, hinde!!! Dito ka lang!!!
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BEAUTY PAGEANT
Judge: What if you find out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?
Contestant: I will still love him. (Everybody claps) ..... because AIDS doesn't matter!
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Joke: "69"
BF: mag 69 tayo dear!
GF: ano yun?
BF: ganito lang! (Pumwesto na sila at biglang nautot ang boy ng 4 na beses)
GF: ayoko na! DI KO NA KAYA YUNG NATITIRA PANG 65!!
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